Billy Cobb – I Hate You More Than I Hate The News And I Really Hate The News (Guitar)

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Your mouth is always running

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You're spraying bullets from your

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Dogshit, hypocrit, smug, and somewhat ignorant mind

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Maybe try saying something

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That carries value in this

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Sad, poor, desolate rock inside the universe's eye

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Maybe I just don't like your nose

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You're more to me than an enemy

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You're a danger to our society

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You're the worst human being I've ever met in my goddamn life

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There's really nothing you're bound to be

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You're a waste of all precious energy

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And when you breathe the fumes of your rancid lies kill entire baluga wales

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You think you're oh so funny

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But I'd rather eat a bloody

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Tampon than listen to your recycleable copy-paste jokes

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And when the sky is sunny

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You'll make it cloudy with your

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Bitter additude and rude remarks against my crew, and dude,

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There's just too much that I have wrong with YOOOOOOUUUU!!!

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You're more to me than an enemy

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You're a cataclysmic catastrophe

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You're a tumor (Yeah, yeah ok. uh uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-AAA)

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You oughtta be in an infirmary

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'Cause you need help and it's plain to see

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And I don't want to see your face unbandaged for the rest of my whole natural life

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I hate everything about you

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And uh if you couldn't tell, then uh, I think I've made myself pretty clear

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But I'd rather drink piss than sit in a room with you for five minutes

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You know i-it's funny cause you're almost not worth the energy to write a four minute song you

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But y-you know, here I am, so I mean uh I guess it kind of helps

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For me at least

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You're more to me than an enemy

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You're a politician's pornography

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And every time I try to say your name I throw up in my mouth a little bit

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My goal in life is to make you bleed

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And I won't stop 'till I do achieve

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Man there's so many insults and- you know what? Here's a list of the things you are, all the things!

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You're a prositute with an STD

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You're reality shows on MTV

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You're a hemorrhoid on reality

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You're a boyscout in a fraternity

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You're a grown man with no prioities

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You're a peeping Tom in a serority

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You're the new Hitler of our history

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You know what, you're just a bit like me