Big & Rich – Real World (Guitar)

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[Verse 1]
C
There's a girl on Channel 13

G
I know she's gonna fall in love with me

Am                     C       F
Then I'm gonna win the lottery tomorrow
Or the next day
C
I drive a Mercedes-Benz

G
I got a whole boatload of friends

Am           C          F
I'm gonna be on CMT someday...
[Chorus]
    G7    C    E7
But in my real world

             Am     F           C
Things don't always turn out so good

                   G
Like you wish they would

    G7    C    E7
No, in my real world

          Am     F             C
I'm a little bit messed up and broke

         G     F
Don'tcha know? Oh
[Verse 2]
C
I got more money than George Straight

G
I throw Benjis out the window all day

Am                       C    F
Just to see how far they fly, bye-bye

C
I get more girls than the president

G
Mom and dad still pays the rent

Am          C                 F
And I throw parties all night long
[Chorus]
    G7    C    E7
But in my real world

             Am     F           C
Things don't always turn out so good

                   G
Like you wish they would

    G7    C    E7
No, in my real world

          Am     F             C
I'm a little bit messed up and broke

         G     F
Don'tcha know? Solo!
[Fiddle solo] C G Am C F [Chorus]
    G7    C    E7
But in my real world

             Am     F           C
Things don't always turn out so good

                   G
Like you wish they would

    G7    C    E7
No, in my real world

          Am     F             C
I'm a little bit messed up and broke

         G     F
Don'tcha know? Oh

G7    C    E7
In my real world

             Am     F           C
Things don't always turn out so good

                   G
Like you wish they would

    G7    C    E7
No, in my real world

          Am     F             C
I'm a little bit messed up and broke

         G     G     G
Don'tcha know? Oh... Oh...
[Not even sure what to call this part...but awesome]
Am                 G
Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee-haw!

Am                    F
I'm a rockstar, I'm a cowboy

C                    G
Everybody loves this song

Am                    G
I'm a rockstar, I'm a cowboy

C               G
Everybody sing along

Am                    F
I'm a rockstar, I'm a cowboy

C                    G
Everybody loves this song

Am                    G
I'm a rockstar, I'm a cowboy

C               G
Everybody sing along...

Am                    F
I've got a spaceship, fully equipped

            C             G
Cause I'm a cowboy Stevie Wonder

Am                    F
I've got a spaceship, fully equipped

            C             G
Cause I'm a cowboy Stevie Wonder (-er! -er!)
(Hey!) (Hey!) (hey!)
Am                      F
Green green grass and a rubber Russian memo (?)

C                           G
No one's got a name for the grain in a scarecrow

Am                         F
How can he believe what he sees on the TV?

C                        G
Nothing but extreme over-executed fantasy

Am                          F
Happy dancing feet down the street, on the corner

C                                   G
Some they say he's silly, some they say that he's a loner

Am                              F
How can you explain, he's got a name nobody knows it

C                         G                    Am      F       C        G
Did anybody ever stop and offer him a Prozac? (Prozac, Prozac, ProoOOOooOOzac)

Am
Green green grass and a rubber Russian memo (?)

F
No one's got a name for the grain in a scarecrow

C
How can he believe what he sees on the TV?

G
Nothing but extreme over-executed fantasy

Am
Happy dancing feet down the street, down the corner

F
Some they say he's silly, some they say that he's a loner

C
How can you explain, he's got a name nobody knows it

G                                        Am        F
Did anybody ever stop and offer him a Prozac? Hey, hey hey!

C             G
Yeeeeeeeehaw! Grab your partner...

Am
Well now, swing your partner round and round

F
Spank her on the butt, spin her all around!
C G (laughing) (burping) (snorting)