Ben Folds – Theres Always Someone Cooler Than You (Ukulele)

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 Smile, like you've got nothing to prove,

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No matter what you might do;

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There's always someone out there cooler than you.

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 I know that's hard to believe, but there are people you meet,

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They're into something that is too big to be,

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Ex-pressed, through their clothes,

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And they'll put up with all the poses you'll throw,

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And you, won't even know;

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 That they're not sizing you up; they know your mom fucked you up,

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Or maybe let you watch too much TV.

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But they'll still look in your eyes, to find the human inside,

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You know there's always something in there to see,

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Be-neath, the ve-neer,

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Not every-body made the list this year; have a beer.

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 Make me feel tiny if it makes you feel tall,

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But there's always someone cooler than you.

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 Yeah, you're the shit, but you won't be here for long,

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Oh, there's always someone cooler than you.

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Yeah, there's always someone cooler than you.

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 Now that I've got the disease, in a way I'm relieved,

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'Cos I don't have to stress a-bout it like you do.

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I might just get up and dance, or buy some Acid-wash pants,

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When you don't care, then you got nothing to lose.

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And I won't, hesi-tate,

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'Cos every moment life is slipping away; it's ok.

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 Make me feel tiny if it makes you feel tall,

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But there's always someone cooler than you.

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 Yeah, you're the shit, but you won't be here for long,

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Oh, there's always someone cooler than you.

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Yeah, there's always someone cooler than you.

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Oh, there's always someone cooler than...

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 Life is wonderful, life is beautiful,

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 We're all children of, one big Universe,

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 So you don't have to be a chump.

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And you know, (you know), that I won't, (I won't),

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Hesi-tate, (hesitate),

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'Cos every moment life is slipping away, (away),

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It's o-k, (it's ok).

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 Make me feel tiny if it makes you feel tall,

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But there's always someone cooler than you.

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 Yeah, you're the shit, but you won't be here for long,

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But there's always someone cooler than you,

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Oh yeah, there's always someone cooler than you,

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Because there's always someone cooler than you.

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Cooler than yo-ou, (boy),

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Cooler than yo-ou, (girl).

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Cooler than yo-ou, (Sir),

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Cooler than yo-ou, (my lady).

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  Oh.

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Nerds go wild,

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Yeah, yeah.