Ben Folds – The Bitch Went Nuts (Ukulele)

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The bitch went nuts

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She stabbed my basketball

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And the speakers to my ste-re-o

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Oh and I

Make my own bed

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I lie in it

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You lie in yours (you lie, you lie in yours)

But they want more They're at my door With torches Please leave me alone You know just shut it just shut it just shut it (verse progression) The bitch went nuts She photoshopped my face (shopped his face) On to every boy who'd done her wrong Then she burned them telepathically Onto the brains of all her embittered drones Oh now Now they want more They're at my door With torches, scores and scores and scores To settle with themselves Who would have thought I'd scorned them all They've got a doll of me They're burning, they're burning, they're burnin Their own memories Why don't they all go? (Go!) The bitch went nuts y'all But everyone said she might Oh, holy fuckin' shit Seriously now Now they want more they're at my door with torches, scores and scores You would have thought I'd scorned them all They've got a doll of me They're burnin' Why don't they all go? (Go!)