Ben Folds – Protection (Ukulele)

Gmaj7                               Ebmaj7
Tourists wear their wallets in high places when abroad

      Bb                              Ebmaj7
So as not to be ripped off in ways to which they're not apprised

Gmaj7                             Ebmaj7
Lawyers write some goofy terms in letters to the future

      Bb                                  Ebmaj7
So as not to get all screwed by methods hereinafter devised

C           Ebmaj7
   So will I

      F                        Ebmaj7
And I guess I will protect myself from you

Bb                 Ebmaj7
Sometimes I get so tickled I can't talk

F                      Ebmaj7
And I will protect myself from you

     Bb
I'll keep on reminding me

    Ebmaj7                C
I'm always free to walk

Gmaj7                       Ebmaj7
You're not exactly what I'm looking for

Bb                                 Ebmaj7
You don't even know that but I've got it straight, I'm keepin' it in mind

Gmaj7                    Ebmaj7
No you're not what I was looking for

Bb                           Ebmaj7
I just need a little bit of what you've got a little bit of

C               Ebmaj7
   Make me laugh

      F                        Ebmaj7
And I guess I will protect myself from you

Bb                 Ebmaj7
Sometimes I get so tickled I can't talk

F                      Ebmaj7
And I will protect myself from you

     Bb
I'll keep on reminding me

    Ebmaj7
I'm always free to walk

Ebmaj7      F
   always free

Ebmaj7          F
free   to   walk   (hey)

Gmaj7                Ebmaj7
Whatever happens between you and me today

Bb               Ebmaj7              C
probably will be OK But won't bother me, anyway

      F                        Ebmaj7
And I guess I will protect myself from you

Bb                 Ebmaj7
Sometimes I get so tickled I can't talk

F                      Ebmaj7
And I will protect myself from you

Ebmaj7   F
free    F-R-E-E

Ebmaj7                             F
You can't, you can't hurt me cause I don't care about you

Ebmaj7                                          F
I don't give a shit, I don't give a shit, about you, woah

Gmaj7    Ebmaj7
The pussy - ass

Bb             Ebmaj7
Sounds of white - people

Gmaj7        Ebmaj7   Bb   Ebmaj7
playing jazz