Ben Folds – Bitches Aint Shit (Ukulele)

C                 
Bitches ain't shit but hoes and tricks

Em                     Em7
Lick on these nuts and suck the dick

C
Get the fuck out after you're done

Em                       Em7
Then I hops in my ride to make a quick run

F
I used to know a bitch named Eric Wright

G
We used to roll around and fuck the hoes at night

F
Tight like a mother fucka with the gangsta beats

G
And we was ballin on the mother fuckin Compton streets

C
Peep, the shit got deep and it was on

Em                    Em7
Number one song after number one song

C
Long as my mother fuckin pockets was fat

Em                             Em7
I didn't give a fuck where the bitch was at

F
But she was hanging with the white bitch doing the shit she do

G
Sucking on his dick just to get a buck or two

F
And the ends she got didn't meant nothing

G
And now she's suing cuz the shit she be doing ain't shit

C                           Em           Em7           
Bitches can't hang with the streets, She found herself short

C                     Em                 Em7  
Now shes taking me to court, that's real conversation for your ass

C 
I once had a bitch named Mandy May

Em                                Em7
I used to be up in them guts like everyday

C
The pussy was the the bomb, had a nigga on sprung

Em                                Em7
I was in love like a mother fucka lickin' the protung

F
The homies used to tell me that she wasn't no good

G
But I'm the maniac in black, Mr. Snoop Eastwood

F
So I figure niggas wouldn't trip with mine

G
Guess what? Got gaffled by one time

Dm
I'm back to the mother fuckin county jail

Am
6 months on my chest, now it's time to bail

C
I get's released on a hot sunny day

G
My nigga D.O.C. and my homey Dr. Dre

Dm
Scooped in a coupe, Snoop we got the news

Am
Your girl was trickin while you was draped in your county blues

C
I ain't been out a second

G
And already gotta do some mother fuckin chin checkin

C
Move up the block as we groove down the block

Em                        Em7
See my girl's house, Dre, pass the glock

C
Kick in the door I look on the floor

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I uncocked my shit, I'm heart-broke but I'm still loc'ed

C                 
Bitches ain't shit but hoes and tricks

Em                     Em7
Lick on these nuts and suck the dick

C
Get the fuck out after you're done

Em                       Em7
Then I hops in my ride to make a quick run

F
I used to know a bitch named Eric Wright

G
We used to roll around and fuck the hoes at night

F
Tight like a mother fucka with the gangsta beats

G
And we was ballin on the mother fuckin Compton streets

C
Peep, the shit got deep and it was on

Em                    Em7
Number one song after number one song

C
Long as my mother fuckin pockets was fat

Em                             Em7
I didn't give a fuck where the bitch was at

F
But she was hanging with the white bitch doing the shit she do

G
Sucking on his dick just to get a buck or two

F
And the ends she got didn't meant nothing

G
And now she's suing cuz the shit she be doing ain't shit

C                           Em           Em7           
Bitches can't hang with the streets, She found herself short

C                     Em                 Em7  
Now shes taking me to court, that's real conversation for your ass

C                           Em
Bitches can't hang with the streets (x4)