Ben Folds – Bitch Went Nutz (Ukulele)
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Track: Bitch Went Nutz (Fake)
Artist: Ben Folds
Tabbed by: mntlinstituteflr (Patrick Cason)
B capella *** I took her with me to the Christmas office party — mistake B capella *** She did a line and started spouting all her liberal garbage B capella *** Bro, I'm so ashamed Cmaj7 D I never heard such shit in all my life Cmaj7 D Em B I hoped one day to mold you into the perfect wife B But you blew my hopes sky-high Em The bitch went nuts G Started talking 'bout politics D In front of all my bosses Em Bullshit from the internet Em The bitch went nuts G I'll never be a partner at this rate D Em Not with Jane fucking Fonda Jr. as my date Cmaj7 G6 Cmaj7 Oh no! Cmaj7 D Cmaj7 G6 Cmaj7 Oh no, no! Cmaj7 G6 Oh!
(Solo over Em)
B capella *** (Trill over Em) It took me and a couple of men to restrain her, you should've seen her B capella *** (Trill over Em) When she freaked out and keyed John Franklin Jr.'s brand new Beamer Cmaj7 D She called us bigots with her fist in the air Cmaj7 D Em B And as she did they all could see all her armpit hair B Now they think that I'm a fucking asshole Em The bitch went nuts G Started talking about vegetables D To the wives of my coworkers Em Yeah, cruelty to animals Em G She thinks because she reads books she must be smarter D Em But now when I close my eyes, I'll be fucking Jimmy Carter Cmaj7 G6 Cmaj7 Oh no! Cmaj7 D Cmaj7 G6 Cmaj7 Oh no, no! Cmaj7 G6 Cmaj7 D Oh, no no! Cmaj7 G6 Oh, no no! Em D Em Couldn't you have just nodded and smiled, from nine to twelve P.M. G6 D Instead of telling your conspiracy theories Em To all my bosses B And all my friends? Em The bitch went nuts (Nuts!) G Started putting down the Christians D And all about what the white man Em Did to the Indians Em G How could I know that she never done blow before? D She shouted, "Fuck Dick Cheney!" Em Then she puked on Franklin's floor (Solo on Em/G/D/Em chords) Oh no! Cmaj7 G6 Cmaj7 Oh no! Cmaj7 D Cmaj7 G6 Cmaj7 Oh no, no! Cmaj7 G6 Cmaj7 D Oh, no no! Cmaj7 G6 Oh, no no!