Ben Folds – All You Can Eat (Ukulele)

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 Son, look at all the people in this restaurant,

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 What d'you think they weigh?

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 And out the window to the parking lot,

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At their SUVs taking all of the space.

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 They give no fuck; they talk as loud as they want.

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 They give no fuck; just as long as there's e-nough for them.

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 Gotta get on the microphone down at Wallmart,

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 Talk about some shit that's been on my mind.

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 Talk about the state of this great nation of ours,

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People look to your left, yeah, look to your right.

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 They give no fuck; they talk as loud as they want.

Am    G       F     Em      Dm7               G         C
 They give no fuck; just as long as there's e-nough for them.

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 Son look at all the people lining up for plastic,

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 Wouldn't you like to see them in the National Geographic?

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 Squatting bare-assed in the dirt, eating rice from a bowl,

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With a towel on their head and maybe a bone in their nose.

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 See that asshole with a peace-sign on his licence plate,

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 Giving me the finger and running me out of his lane.

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 God made us number one, because he loves us the best,

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Well, maybe He should go bless someone else for a while; give us a rest.

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 (They give no...) yeah, and every-one can see.

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 (They give no...) we've eaten all that we can eat.