Ben Folds – All U Can Eat (Ukulele)

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So I'm lookin' at all the people in this restaurant

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What do you think they weigh?

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Look out the window to the parking lot

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at their SUVs taking all of the space

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They give no fuck, they talk as loud as they want

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They give no fuck, just as long as there's enough for them

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Gonna get on the microphone down at Wal-Mart

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Talk about some shit that's been on my mind

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Talk about the state of this great nation of ours

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People, look to you left, yeah, look to your right

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They give no fuck, they buy as much as they want

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They give no fuck, just as long as there's enough for them

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So I look at the people lining up for plastic

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I'd like to see 'em in the National Geographic

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Squatting bare-assed in the dirt eating rice from a bowl

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With a towel on their head or maybe a bone in their nose

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See that asshole with the peace sign on his license plate

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Giving me the finger and running me out of his lane

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God made us number one cause he loves us the best

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Well maybe he should go bless someone else for a while, give us a rest

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Just so everyone can see

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We've eaten all that we can eat