Ben Folds Five – Draw A Crowd (Ukulele)

Bb   Gm        C          Dm      F  
(Damn)

Bb                      C
    I ordered something, it took a while

Dm                     F
This morning something was on my doorstep

Bb                          C
    What’s this I’m holding? Time capsule owner

Dm                        F
Cause I’m a brand new man, and I don’t think I want it,

Bb
I don’t think I want it,

Bb              C
 A row of flies hangin' behind me

Dm                                 F
With guarded up mics and questions, and photo-flashes blind me,

Bb               C
And I’m so high, I can’t recall my statements,

Dm                       F
I only know I made them, because my face vibrated

Dm               A7/E
Is it all in my mind?    I could’ve sworn I saw it

F                   Gm
I thought I was high, just fine is what I call it

Bb  Gm  C             Dm      F        Bb          Gm  
Oh-oh if you’re feeling small, and you can’t draw a crowd

     C          Dm       F
Draw dicks on a wall

Bb  Gm  C              Dm     F        Bb          Gm  
Oh-oh if you’re feeling small, and you can’t draw a crowd

     C           Dm   F
Draw dicks on a wall

Bb                C
I was drawn from when it was just feet on gravel

Dm                   F
Two have come apart, I must have once been raveled

Bb                    C
Now in pretty phrases, it don’t mean nothing

Dm                  F
And I wanna sell ‘em, I see the line again

Dm                  
So smooth you can hear the beard,

A7/E
So smooth you can hear the beard,  (hear the beard)

F
Three times is poetry,

Gm
So smooth you can hear the beard

Bb Gm     C          Dm     F           Bb          Gm  
Oh-oh if you’re feeling small, and you can’t draw a crowd

     C            Dm   F
Draw dicks on a wall

Bb Gm    C              Dm      F       Bb          Gm  
Oh-oh if you’re feeling small, and you can’t draw a crowd

        C        Dm   F
Draw dicks on a wall

         Bb         Gm
If you can’t draw a crowd

        C       Dm      F
Draw dicks on a wall

Bb  C  Dm
        And if you can’t draw a crowd, settle for what you can draw

Bb   Gm        C    Dm            F
                    I’m just saying

Bb   Gm        C          Dm                       F
                           I-I-I-I’m just saying

Bb   Gm        C                Dm            F
         Why’d you say it, that I’m just saying

Bb   Gm                          C                 F  
     But many wait, to what I’m saying

Dm                    A7/E
Oh it’s come back again, I can’t ignore it

F                                 Gm
I’m a brand new man, but I’m still ṗayin’ for it

Bb   Gm        C          Dm      F          Bb     Gm  
Oh-oh if you’re feeling small, and you can’t draw a crowd

           C           Dm   F
Draw dicks on a wall

Bb   Gm        C          Dm       F           Bb     Gm  
Oh-oh if you’re feeling small, and you can’t draw a crowd

      C           Dm    F
Draw dicks on a wall

      Bb   Gm    
If you can’t draw a crowd

      C           Dm    F
Draw dicks on a wall

      Bb   Gm    
If you can’t draw a crowd

      C           Dm  F
Draw dicks on a wall

Bb   Gm        C                       Dm             F
      And if you can’t draw a crowd, settle for what you can draw

Bb   Gm             C     Dm               F
       I only wanted to be Stevie Wonder

Bb   Gm                  C        Dm                  F
     But I got to settle for this vannila thunder

Bb   Gm                      C     Dm            F
(If you can’t draw a crowd)  Oh this vanilla thunder

Bb   Gm                      C     Dm             F
(If you can’t draw a crowd)  Oh this vanilla thunder

Bb   Gm                      C     Dm                F
(If you can’t draw a crowd)  Taste my vanilla thunder

Bb   Gm                      C     Dm       F
(If you feeling small)