Bellamy Brothers – Jalapenos (Guitar)

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Well, it seems like more and more were bein' stifled

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All them colorful words I once used are wrong

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So before we lose our free speech and our rifles

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Allow me to elaborate in this sng

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Life ain't nothin' like a bowl of cherries

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There's too little laughter and too much sorrow

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It's more like a jar of jalapenos

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'Cause what you do and say today, it don't go away and stay

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It'll just come back and burn your ass tomorrow

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I've heard them politicians' empty promises

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All their views just put mine to the test

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They put me down for thinkin' bout girls and singin' bout Jesus

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Hey I'm just a heterosexual white boy Methodist

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Life ain't nothin' like a bowl of cherries

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There's too little laughter and too much sorrow

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It's more like a jar of jalapenos

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'Cause what you do and say today, it don't go away and stay

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It'll just come back and burn your ass tomorrow

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Now there's a complicated question on the world's most brilliant minds

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It's bein' asked   by every body from Obama to Glenn Beck

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They all want to know why there's a warnin' on them little blue pills

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When there ain't no such thing as bein' too direct, oh, what the heck

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Yeah, Life ain't nothin' like a bowl of cherries

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There's too little laughter and too much sorrow

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It's more like a jar of jalapenos

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'Cause what you do and say today, it don't go away and stay

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It'll just come back and burn your ass tomorrow

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'Cause what you do and say today, it don't go away and stay

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It'll just come back and burn your ass tomorrow

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That's right, ask Bill Clinton, John Edwards, Tiger Woods and Bernie Madoff