Bellamy Brothers – If I Said You Had A Beautiful Body Would You Hold It Against Me (Ukulele)

          B
If I said you had a beautiful body

                      E
Would you hold it a - gainst me?

     B
If I swore you were an angel

                                       E
Would you treat me like the devil to - night?

          B
If I were dying of thirst

                            E           C#m
Would you flow in love come quench me?

     A                        B
If I said you had a beautiful body

                      E
Would you hold it a - gainst me?

E                                     A
Now we could talk all night about the weather

F#m                                          B
I could tell you about my friends out on the coast

E                          A
I could ask a lot of crazy questions

F#m               B              E     Esus  E
Or ask you what I really want to know

          B
If I said you had a beautiful body

                      E
Would you hold it a - gainst me?

     B
If I swore you were an angel

                                       E
Would you treat me like the devil to - night?

          B
If I were dying of thirst

                            E           C#m
Would you flow in love come quench me?

     A                        B
If I said you had a beautiful body

                      E
Would you hold it a - gainst me?

E                                     A
Now rain can fall so soft against the window

F#m                                   B
The sun can shine so bright up in the sky

E                                    A
But Daddy always told me "Don't make small talk."

         F#m             B                  E     Esus  E
He said "Come on out and say what's on your mind."