Bellamy Brothers – Crawl In A Hole (Guitar)

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Well, it all seems so absurd, I can't stop laughing

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People warning us how the world will end

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So we dug a little bunker in the backyard

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Filled it with weed and whiskey and next of kin

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And if it starts smelling like cologne, better leave it alone

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You gotta try your best to make better bad decisions

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I'd rather sit in a boat all day and think about Jesus

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Than sit there on that church pew and think about fishing

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I'm gonna crawl in a hole and pull the hole in after me

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Looks like the world went completely nuts before I got my share

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Mama, could you please smile down on me from Heaven?

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'Cause I'm holding it together with duct tape, reefer and prayer

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Well now, we're too old to work but we're too broke to quit

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And we've dropped a few F-bombs - in the songs we've sung

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Is there anybody out there who'd walk a mile in our flip-flops?

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We speak our minds 'cause it hurts to bite our tongue

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I'm gonna crawl in a hole and pull the hole in after me

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Looks like the world went completely nuts before I got my share

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Mama, could you please smile down on me from Heaven?

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'Cause I'm holding it together with duct tape, reefer and prayer

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Now we ran into an old friend of ours and he said

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"Did you see all those people getting offended by Jason Aldean?"

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Howard said, "Hell, if they get offended by him

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It's a good thing they never heard Johnny Paycheck or David Allan Coe "

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Now I've always been known - as a hard-living outlaw

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But I put groceries on the table when the family was hungry

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I didn't follow many rules, but dang it, it's downright cruel

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They tried to kick me out of country - for being too country

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I'm gonna crawl in a hole and pull the hole in after me

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Looks like the world went completely nuts before I got my share

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Mama, could you please smile down on me from Heaven?

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'Cause I'm holding it together with duct tape, reefer and prayer

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Mama, I'm holding it together with duct tape, reefer, and prayer ....