Barenaked Ladies – Too Old (Guitar)

          G            D
From your gilded glass house, you're hurling rocks

            G      D         Bm
You want to see me shamed, displayed in stocks

         G       D               Bm          G
What you fail to see is you don't scare me a bit

A                           G
'Cause I'm too old for this shit

            G            D
It's just a little white lie from a little white guy

       G            D         A
And it never really made much sense

      G           D         A         Bm
Put a little more time into metre and rhyme

        G      D       A
Put the Eggman on that fence

                   G   A Bm   A
And Humpty's gonna fall (fall down)

                   G   A Bm         A
And Humpty's gonna fall (break your crown)

          G         D
Keep your head on a swivel watch what you say

          G         D             A       Bm
The devil you don't know wants to see you pay

         G         D         A       Bm
What was funny one time is a crime today

       A          G    A Bm A
And it never goes away

     G        D
This life can be really weird for me

       G        D      A
For my children and my wife

G          D              A        Bm
Sticks and stones used to break my bones

    G             D      A
But now words can end my life

                      G   A Bm A
'Cause everything's a bomb

                      G   A Bm A
'Cause everything's a bomb

           Bm     A           F#m       G
There's no end in sight as we fight for right

        G               A
'Til we fill up all the jails

            Bm            A      F#m           G
When you're swinging your hammer slinging your grammar

G                    A
Everybody looks like nails

                   G   A Bm A
The hammer's gonna fall

                   G   A Bm A
The hammer's gonna fall

          G            D
From your gilded glass house, you're hurling rocks

            G      D         Bm
You want to see me shamed, displayed in stocks

         G       D                           G
What you fail to see is you don't scare me a bit

D                           G
'Cause I'm too old for this shit