Barenaked Ladies – Raisins (Ukulele)

F       C         C
Raisins come from Grapes

C                F
People come from Apes

C           C
I come from Canada

F      C        C
I came in first place

C                 F
In a non existent race

   C           C
To rebuild the Parthenon

    F     C        C
The Parthenon's in Greece

C                   F
Or was it in Grease 2

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I can't keep my movies straight

F      C       C
When I make mistakes

  C            F
I use a lot of salt

      C            C 
Cause salt makes m'steaks taste great

F       C       Dm   F
I don't want to be a bother

F     C         C           C
But I think the phone's for you

F        C      C
I've got orange pants

  C                F
I wear them when I dance

    C           C
But I don't get out that much

F       C        C
You are just too loud

  C               F
I passed you in a crowd

C             C
Thank you and keep in touch

F       C        C
I don't speak Chinese

    C                F
Not even words like "please"

 C               C
"Thank you", or "how are you?"

    F     C         C
But I can parle Francais

  C            F
I parled a bit today

   C               C
It seemed like the thing to do

F       C       Dm   F
I don't want to be a bother

F     C            C     C
But I think you're in my seat