Barenaked Ladies – One Week (Guitar)
Capo 2
Key
-
Versions
(4)
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Speed:
1.0x
Chords
Great song, these chords might have been used on another version, but I know if
you are like me, you want to see chords for the whole song, and none of the
versions have that, so please enjoy.
[Verse 1]
G Cadd9 It's been one week since you looked at me G Cadd9 Cocked your head to the side and said "I'm angry" G Cadd9 Five days since you laughed at me saying G Cadd9 "Get that together come back and see me" G Cadd9 Three days since the living room G Cadd9 I realized it's all my fault, but couldn't tell you G Cadd9 Yesterday you'd forgiven me G Cadd9 but it'll still be two days till I say I'm sorry
[Rap 1]
G
Hold it now and watch the hoodwinkAs I make you stop, think
You'll think you're looking at Aquaman
G
I summon fish to the dish, although I like the Chalet SwissI like the sushi
'cause it's never touched a frying pan
G
Hot like wasabe when I bust rhymesBig like LeAnn Rimes
Because I'm all about value
G
Bert Kaempfert's got the mad hitsYou try to match wits, you try to hold me but I bust through
G
Gonna make a break and take a fakeI'd like a stinkin' achin' shake
I like vanilla, it's the finest of the flavours
G
Gotta see the show, 'cause then you'll knowThe vertigo is gonna grow
'Cause it's so dangerous,
you'll have to sign a waiver
[Chorus]
Em7 Dsus4 How can I help it if I think you're funny when you're mad G/B Cadd9 Trying hard not to smile though I feel bad Em7 Dsus4 I'm the kind of guy who laughs at a funeral G/B Can't understand what I mean? Cadd9 Well, you soon will Em7 Dsus4 I have a tendency to wear my mind on my sleeve G/B Cadd9 I have a history of taking off my shirt
[Verse 2]
G Cadd9 It's been one week since you looked at me G Threw your arms in the air Cadd9 and said "You're crazy" G Cadd9 Five days since you tackled me G Cadd9 I've still got the rug burns on both my knees G Cadd9 It's been three days since the afternoon G You realized it's not my fault Cadd9 not a moment too soon G Cadd9 Yesterday you'd forgiven me G Cadd9 And now I sit back and wait 'til you say you're sorry
G
[Rap 2]
G
Chickity China, the Chinese chickenYou have a drumstick and your brain stops tickin'
G
Watchin' X-Files with no lights onWe're dans la maison
I hope the Smoking Man's in this one
G
Like Harrison Ford I'm getting franticLike Sting I'm tantric
Like Snickers, guaranteed to satisfy
G
Like Kurasawa I make mad filmsOkay, I don't make films
But if I did they'd have a Samurai
G
Gonna get a set a' better clubsGonna find the kind with tiny nubs
Just so my irons aren't always flying off the back-swing
G
Gotta get in tune with Sailor Moon'Cause that cartoon has got the boom anime babes
That make me think the wrong thing
[Chorus]
Em7 Dsus4 How can I help it if I think you're funny when you're mad G/B Cadd9 Trying hard not to smile though I feel bad Em7 Dsus4 I'm the kind of guy who laughs at a funeral G/B Can't understand what I mean? Cadd9 Well, you soon will Em7 Dsus4 I have a tendency to wear my mind on my sleeve G/B Cadd9 I have a history of losing my shirt
[Verse 3]
G Cadd9 It's been one week since you looked at me G Dropped your arms to your sides Cadd9 and said "I'm sorry" G Cadd9 Five days since I laughed at you and said G Cadd9 "You just did just what I thought you were gonna do" G Cadd9 Three days since the living room G We realized we're both to blame, Cadd9 but what could we do? G Cadd9 Yesterday you just smiled at me G Cadd9 'Cause it'll still be two days till we say we're sorry
[Outro]
G Dsus4 It'll still be two days till we say we're sorry G Dsus4 It'll still be two days till we say wasabi G Dsus4 G Birchmount Stadium, home of the Robbie