Barenaked Ladies – Elfs Lament (Guitar)

Capo 2
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---------------------------------------------- Tabbet by Daniel Olsen This tab is as close as I could get it. A big thank you to "The Other Color" for help with the parts I didn't get completely right. ---------------------------------------------- [Chords]
   F   G   C   Am  Dm  C7  G/B  Gm  Em
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B|-1---3---1---1---3---1---3----3---0-|
G|-2---0---0---2---2---3---0----0---0-|
D|-3---0---2---2---0---2---0----0---2-|
A|-3---2---3---0---0---3---2----1---2-|
E|-1---3---0---X---X---X---X----X---0-| [Verse]
F            G                C             Am           Dm
I'm a man of reason, and they say "'Tis the season to be jolly"

         G              C          C7
But it's folly when you volley for position

F          G                 C              Am
Never in existence has there been such a resistance

    Dm            G
To ideas meant to free us

             C                  C7
If you could see us, then you'd listen

F                   G            C                 Am
Toiling through the ages, making toys on garnished wages

           Dm
There's no union

           G                   C           C7
We're only through when we out do the competition
[Chorus]
F G    C                  C7
I make toys, but I've got aspirations

F    G    C
Make some noise

          C7
Use your imagination

F     G   C                C7                Dm
Girls and boys, before you wish for what you wish for

          G
There's a list for who's been

Dm         C            F         G           C
Naughty or nice, but consider the price to an elf
[Verse]
  F               G               C              Am
A full indentured servitude can reflect on one's attitude

         Dm            G              C               C7
But that silly red hat just makes the fat man look outrageous

  F                  G                    C                         Am
Absurd though it may seem, you know, I've heard there's even been illegal doping

Dm               G              C                C7
And though we're coping, I just hope it's not contagious

    F              G                 C               Am
You try to start a movement, and you think you see improvement

         Dm              G               C                C7
But when thrown into the moment, we just don't seem so courageous
[Chorus]
F G    C                  C7
I make toys, but I've got aspirations

F    G    C
Make some noise

          C7
Use your imagination

F     G   C                C7                Dm
Girls and boys, before you wish for what you wish for

          G
There's a list for who's been

Dm         C            F         G           C
Naughty or nice, but consider the price to an elf
[Bridge]
C               G/B
You look at yourself
You're an elf
        Gm                        Am             F
And the shelf is just filled with disappointing memories

C               G/B                         Gm
Trends come and go, and your friends wanna know 

                    Am            F            Em
why you aren't just happy making crappy little gizmos

      Dm                      G                C
Every kid knows they'll just throw this stuff away
[Verse]
      F           G             C           Am
We're used to repetition, so we drew up a petition

        Dm                G
We, the undersigned, feel undermined

      C        C7
Let's redefine "employment"

   F                   G                  C                  Am
We know that we've got leverage, so we'll hand the fat man a beverage

        Dm              G              C             C7
And sit back while we attack the utter lack of our enjoyment

   F               G                C                    Am
It may be tough to swallow, but our threats are far from hollow

       Dm                 G                C                C7
He may thunder, but if he blunders, he may wonder where the toys went
[Chorus]
F G    C                  C7
I make toys, but I've got aspirations

F    G    C
Make some noise

          C7
Use your imagination

F     G   C                C7                Dm
Girls and boys, before you wish for what you wish for

          G
There's a list for who's been

Dm         C            F         G    
Naughty or nice, but consider the price

Dm         C            F         G    
Naughty or nice, but consider the price

Dm         C            F         G                 C
Naughty or nice, but consider the price to an elf