Ballyhoo! – Social Drinker (Guitar)

   D
Six in the morning, I ain't ever gonna drink again

   G
I dropped dead, it was a funeral for a friend

   D
Take all the bottles out my fridge, you can bury 'em

   A
I don't wanna end up in another scenario

   D
Got to the bar, we started drinkin' some liquor

   G
On a Tuesday night at Applebees you called me a quitter

   D
But I wish I had a dollar every time we crushed oranges

   A
Always followed up by impossible mornings

      G               A
Cause I'm so tired of beer and liqour

    D     A           Bm
Everybody knows I'm a social drinker

       G                     A
When I get with my friends, I should have stayed in

     D           A              Bm
Tomorrow I'll be wakin' up with my head achin'

G                    A
Save me from myself, I'm a firestone

    D
Ahh no, no, not gonna answer my phone on purpose

    G
Called up T-Mobile just to cancel all my service

      D
Cause I know what happens when we all get together

      A
Cause birthday parties start with Jameson and gingers

    D
I gotta get up early man, I'm tryna buy a house

     G
It's hard to be an adult, don't wanna see my bank account

    D
Ever since I turned 30 all the hangovers kill me

     A
Y'all are fuckin' crazy but we can't stop from spillin' yo

      G               A
Cause I'm so tired of beer and liquor

    D     A           Bm
Everybody knows I'm a social drinker

       G                     A
When I get with my friends, I should have stayed in

    D            A              Bm
Tomorrow I'll be wakin' up with my head achin'

G                    A                D A Bm
Save me from myself, I'm a firestone

G                    A                    D  A   Bm
Save me from myself, I'm a firestone, Whoa-ohh ohohh

G                    A
Save me from myself

Bm
I wanna stop but then I think all of the things I'm missin'

G
Go to the beach and have some drinks, sit by the ocean, listen

D
To all the waves while they're crashing down

A
Just like my principles when they're allowed to drown, yeah

Bm
I really hate that it's so easy just for me to break

G
All the promises I made for myself every day

D
I can't beat 'em so I join 'em for another drink

A
I'll just start over tomorrow

      G               A
Cause I'm so tired of beer and liquor

    D     A           Bm
Everybody knows I'm a social drinker

       G                     A
When I get with my friends, I shoulda stayed in

    D            A              Bm
Tomorrow I'll be wakin' up with my head achin'

    G              A
And every day is a celebration

D            A          Bm
Gettin' offa work for inebriation

G                    A                  D  A  Bm
Save me from myself, I'm a firestone          Whoa-ohh

G                    A                  D  A  Bm
Save me from myself, I'm a firestone          Whoa-ohh ohohh

G                    A
Save me from myself, I'm a firestone