Audio Adrenaline – The Houseplant Song (Guitar)
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[Verse]
E Once I read a book G And this is what it said A If your music has a beat E Then you're gonna wind up dead G It doesn't really matter if it's Christian or not A E If it's syncopated rhythm then your soul is gonna rot E G And this book was called ‘Ha You’re Gonna Burn A E And in the second chapter I went on to learn
[Chorus]
E G Take two houseplants A E And put them to the test G Set them both in front of speakers A E And let the music do the rest G The first one you play Mozart A E Or something lovely like that G A The second one you play that Petra or that Megadeath N.C. E Doesn't really matter what kind of rock it is
[Verse]
E G So I took my two houseplants A E And I put them to the test G Set them both in front of speakers A E To let the music do the rest G I powered up my Pioneers A E To let the music roar E G But twenty minutes later A E N.C. Someone's knocking at my door E I opened up my door G And there my neighbor stood A He said, man I'd like to get some sleep E If you think I could E G I said, man, can't you see here A E I've got this moral dilemma that I got to get clear E He said, what kind of moral dilemma G Could you have at this time of night A That could make me so angry E That I just want to fight E G So I pointed to the page in that open book A That had a picture of a potted plant E And I said, Go have a look
And he read
[Chorus]
E G Take two houseplants A E And put them to the test G Set them both in front of speakers A E And let the music do the rest G The first one you play Mozart A E Or something lovely like that G A The second one you play that Petra or that Megadeath N.C. E Doesn't really matter what kind of rock it is
[Verse]
E First of all he said, G That's Wagner that you're playing A I've never heard of Petra E And isn't Megadeath all dead E G And secondly, emphatically A E He asked me, what's the sense E G Of hanging out with houseplants when, hey, A E I live right across the fence
N.C.
And I thought to myself, you know, that's a good point
[Chorus]
E G So I took my two houseplants A E And I put them both back outside E G And me and my neighbor A E Well, we went out for a drive E G We talked about all the things A E That really matter most E G Like life and love and happiness A E E G A E And then the Holy Ghost E G And now my two houseplants A E They sit out in the sun E G But as for my neighbor A E Well our friendship has become E G A meaningful relationship A E That's headed straight to heaven
[Outro]
E But as for now G A We like to sit around and listen to Audio Adrenaline E Cranked to eleven!