Arctic Monkeys – Teddy Picker (Guitar)

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[Intro] | Am | Am | Am | Am | | E | E | Am | Am [Verse]
        Am
They've sped up to the point where they provoke

    Am
The punchline before they have told the joke

    Am
Plenty of desperation to be seen

Am
Staring at a television screen

        Am
They've sped up to the point where they provoke

                        Am
You to tell the fucking punchline before you have told the joke

      Am
Well, sorry sunshine, it doesn't exist

   Am
It wasn't in the top 100 list
[Chorus]
             F                        E
And it's the thousandth time and it's even bolder,

Am
 Don't be surprised when you get bent over

F              E                            D#
  They told ya, that you were gagging for it
[Verse]
    Am
She saw it and she grabbed it and it wasn't what it seemed

    Am
The kids all dream of making it, whatever that means

 Am
Another variation on a theme

                Am
A tangle on the television and the magazine

      Am
D'you reckon that they do it for a joke?

      Am
D'you reckon that they make 'em take an oath?

               Am    
That says "we are defenders

   Am                     Am            Am
Of any poser or professional pretender around"
[Chorus]
N.C.              F            E
When did your list replace the twist and turn

       Am
Like a fist replaced a kiss?

           F                                           E
Don't concern us with your bollocks. I don't want your prayers
Save it for the morning after [Solo] Am [Chorus]
             F                        E
And it's the thousandth time and it's even bolder,

Am
 Don't be surprised when you get bent over

F              E                            Am
  They told ya, that you were gagging for it
[Outro]
F     N.C.
Let's have a game on a Teddy Picker

E   N.C.
Not quick enough, can I have it quicker?

Am   N.C.                                Am
Already thick and you're getting thicker

F     N.C.
Let's have a game on a Teddy Picker

E   N.C.
Not quick enough, can I have it quicker?

Am   N.C.                                D#
Already thick and you're getting thicker

   Am
Presuming that all things are equal,

Am                               E
Who'd want to be men of the people

                      N.C.    Am
When there's people like you?