Arctic Monkeys – Fluorescent Adolescent (Ukulele)

                            E
You used to get it in your fishnets

                             C#m
Now you only get it in your night dress

                                    F#m
Discarded all the naughty nights for niceness

                        B
Landed in a very common crisis

                            E
Everything's in order in a black hole

                               C#m
Nothing seems as pretty as the past though

                                F#m 
The Bloody Mary's lacking her Tabasco

                               B
Remember when you used to be a rascal?

               F#m
Oh the boy's a slag

                     B
The best you ever had

                     F#m
The best you ever had

          B                F#m
Is just a memory and those dreams

               B
But as daft as they seem

               F#m
As daft as they seem

                  A
My love when you dream them up...

                                   E 
Flicking through a little book of sex tips

                                  C#m
Remember when the boys were all electric?

                                F#m
Now when she's told she's gonna get it

                                     B
I'm guessing that she'd rather just forget it

                             E
Clinging to not getting sentimental

                              C#m 
Said she wasn't going but she went still

                               F#m
Likes her gentlemen not to be gentle

                                   B 
Was it a Mecca dauber or a betting pencil?

               F#m
Oh the boy's a slag

                  B
The best you ever had

                  F#m  
The best you ever had

           B                F#m
Is just a memory and those dreams

                    B
But as daft as they seem

                F#m
As daft as they seem

                 A
My love when you dream them up

G#m               C#m
Oh, where did you go?

              F#m
Where did you go?

              G#m  F#m
Where did you go? Woah.

E          C#m
Falling about

           F#m             B
You took a left off Last Laugh Lane

              E             C#m
You were just sounding it out

           F#m            B
You're not coming back again.

E          C#m
Falling about

           F#m             B
You took a left off Last Laugh Lane

              E             C#m
You were just sounding it out

           F#m            B
You're not coming back again.

                           E
You used to get it in your fishnets

                            C#m
Now you only get it in your night dress

                                     F#m
Discarded all the naughty nights for niceness

                        B
Landed in a very common crisis

                           E
Everything's in order in a black hole

                               C#m
Nothing seems as pretty as the past though

                              F#m
That Bloody Mary's lacking in Tabasco

                              B
Remember when he used to be a rascal?