Arctic Monkeys – Fake Tales Of San Francisco (Guitar)

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Echo through the room

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More point to a wedding disco

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Without a bride or groom

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There's a super cool band yeah

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With their trilbies and their glasses of white wine

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And all the weekend rock stars in the toilets

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Practicing their lines

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I don't want to hear you

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I don't want to hear you, no

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I don't want to hear you 

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I don't want to hear you

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Fake Tales of San Francisco

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Echo through the air

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And there's a few bored faces in the back

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All wishing they weren't there

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And as the microphone squeaks

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A young girl's telephone beeps

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Yeah, she's dashing for the exit

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Oh, she's running to the streets outside

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"Oh, you've saved me," she screams down the line

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"The band were fucking wank

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And I'm not having a nice time"

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I don't want to hear you

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I don't want to hear you, no

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Yeah, but his bird said it's amazing, though

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  He talks of San Francisco, he's from Hunter's Bar

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I don't quite know the distance, but I'm sure that's far

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Yeah, I'm sure it's pretty far

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   And yeah, I'd love to tell you all my problem

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You're not from New York City, you're from Rotherham

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So get off the bandwagon, and put down the handbook

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Get off the bandwagon and put down the handbook

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Get off the bandwagon and put down the handbook

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Get off the bandwagon and put down the handbook

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Get off the bandwagon and put down the handbook, yeah