Andrew Peterson – Alien Conspiracy The Cheese Song (Guitar)
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[Verse 1]
D There is a reason you see G That I'm thicker in the middle D E I could blame it on a bad knee A Maybe just a little D I could blame it on my blue jeans G Or that my wife is such a fine chef D E My metabolism 's changing A A7 But I haven't told you why yet
[Pre-Chorus 1]
Bm F#m7 It's a magical, mysterious E D G D E Hispanically ambiguously glaze
[Chorus]
A D What is that white stuff on my nachos G It's too thin for melted cheese D E D It's too thick to be just milk G A So won't somebody tell me, please D F#m7 What is that white stuff I'm consuming Bm A E Cause it's so consuming me
[Verse 2]
D Well you know they'll never tell you G Cause then they'd have to kill you D E There's a motherload of cheese-juice A That they found in Machu Pichu D In the temple of the Incas G There's a fountain flowing cheese dip D E And then they smuggle it to Texas A A7 And then they trick us with the free chips
[Pre-Chorus 2]
Bm F#m7 It's mind control in a salsa bowl E D G D E I'm not even sure I remember how I got here
[Chorus]
A D Well give me some of that white stuff on my nachos G It's too thin for melted cheese D E D It's too thick to be just milk G A So won't somebody tell me, please D F#m7 What is that white stuff I'm consuming Bm A E Cause it's so consuming me
[Verse 3]
D So this is sort of a love song G It's a kind of confession D E As for me you see I'm long gone A So consider this a lesson D They wanna make us into zombies G Lurch into La Hacienda D E To gobble up the Chimmy Chongies A A7 That isn't how you wanna end up
[Pre-chorus 3]
Bm F#m7 But Mexico remembers the Alamo E D G D E And the ghost of Santa Ana's on the move
[Chorus]
A D He's taken over with the white stuff on my nachos G It's too thin for melted cheese D E D It's too thick to be just milk G A And it's Sublime consistency D F#m7 What is that white stuff I'm consuming Bm A E Cause it's so consuming me
[Ending]
D G A D What is that white stuff won't somebody tell me, please F#m7 Bm G A D F#m7 What is that white stuff won't somebody tell me, please G What is that white stuff A D G D I don't care, just pass the cheese