Andrew Bird – Drunk By Noon (Guitar)

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------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Written by The Handsome Family Things Are Really Great Here, Sort Of -------------------------------------------------------------------------------
[Intro]
   D      C     G      G
e|---2----0---------3-------|
B|-----3----3-1-0-----------|
G|---2--2-------0------0--0-|
D|-0-------------------0--0-|
A|--------3-3-3-------------|
E|----------------3---------|
[Verse 1]
      D                     C                G
There once was a poodle who thought he was a cowboy

   D                   C           G
He lived in a cage the size of his thumb

               D                 C      G
And though his white horse was a box of toothpicks

   D                          C        G
He galloped around til he was hit by a car
[Verse 2]
D                   C           G
Sometimes I flap my arms like a hummingbird

D                     C          G
Just to remind myself I'll never fly

    D                   C           G
And sometimes I burn my arms with a cigarette

D                       C             G
Just to pretend I won't scream when I die
[Chorus]
      C                       G
If my life was as long as the moon

    C                       G
I'd still be jealous of the sun

      C                    G
If my life lasted only one day

    Am       C        G
I'd still be drunk by noon

        Am       C        G
Yes I'd still be drunk by noon
[Whistling Solo] D C G (x4) [Verse 3]
D                   C              G
Sometimes I hope to come down with cancer

   D                                         C      G
At least then I get to stay in bed and watch TV all day

D                       C           G
And on my deathbed I'll get all the answers

D                            C     G
Even if all my questions are taken away
[Chorus]
      C                       G
If my life was as long as the moon

    C                       G
I'd still be jealous of the sun

      C                    G
If my life lasted only one day

    Am       C        G
I'd still be drunk by noon

        Am       C        G
Yes I'd still be drunk by noon