Amanda Palmer – Voicemail For Jill (Guitar)

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Written By: Amanda Palmer © Kobalt Music Publishing Ltd. Album: There Will Be No Intermission Note: This is a guitar chord chart for a song that only uses a piano. As such, the chords fragments don't always appear to completely form all the same chords from one verse to the next or one chorus to the next. I wouldn't use a capo because you do need to move up and down the neck to get the best approximation of the piano. You'll need to listen as to when to play the chords up the neck and when to play them closer to the nut. In particular, the Dm7 and Cm7 need to be played at the 10th and 8th fret and you can probably leave out some of the bottom 3 strings. [Intro] Dm7 Bb Cm7 Gm Bb Eb [Verse 1]
Gm
Jill, it's Amanda, just waving from London

  Bb
I know that you're going tomorrow, the hardest decision

Eb Bb        Gm
    And I've been on the side of the phone for a month

      Bb
And I know you're in hell and you know that I know what you're feeling

Eb Bb F             Bb
      Life's such a bitch, isn't it?

Eb          F      Bb         F           Bb
   When you have a baby, they throw you a party

F                 Bb       F             Bb   Eb
And then when you die they get together for a cry
[Chorus]
F       Bb
But ... no one's gonna celebrate you

Gm
No one's gonna bring you cake

    F                              Eb
And no one's gonna shower you with flowers

    Bb
The doctor won't congratulate you

Gm
No one on that pavement's gonna

F                                 Eb
Shout at you that your heart also matters
[Interlude] Dm7 Bb Cm7 Gm Bb Eb Bb [Verse 2]
        Gm
I'm not sure that you'll get this in time

                       Bb
I don't know if you're checking your voicemail at all

                     Eb        Bb
But in case it's the morning

           Gm
And you're off at the green line and walking through Copley

  Bb                                           Eb
I want you to stop for a second, I want you to listen

Bb     Gm
  You don't need to offer the right explanation

    Bb                                           Eb
You don't need to beg for redemption or ask for forgiveness

Bb         Gm
  And you don't need a courtroom inside of your head

             Bb                                            Eb
Where you're acting as judge and accused and defendant and witness
[Bridge]
Bb          F       Bb             Eb
     It's a strange grief but it's grief

F               Bb               Eb
Look at all the women in the street

F               Bb       Eb
You know the statistics, Jill

Bb                       Eb
Even though they may not help

         Bb  F
Isn't it amazing

           Bb    Eb
How we can never tell

F            Gm        Eb
Who is in an identical hell
[Interlude] Eb Bb Gm F Eb [Chorus]
Bb
No one's gonna celebrate you

Gm                       Bb
No one's gonna bring you cake

    F                              Bb   Eb
And no one's gonna shower you with flowers

    Bb
The doctor won't congratulate you

Gm
No one on that pavement's gonna

F                                 Bb Eb
Shout at you that your heart also matters
[Chorus]
Bb
No one's gonna compliment you

Gm
No one's gonna nod their head

    F                                    Eb
And wink in league with what you are pursuing

Bb                              Gm
No one's gonna tie surprise balloons onto your desk at work

    F                                 Eb
And no one's gonna ask you how you're doing
[Outro]
F       Gm           F         Eb
But ... I'll be back in Boston by next Thursday

F                Bb Eb
Why don't I come over?

F           Eb              F                   Eb
I can bring some friends if you want us to come

F                Bb       F                Bb     Eb
We can bring you cake and we can bring you flowers

F                Bb       F               Bb    Eb
We can bring you wine and we can talk for hours

Gm         Eb
Ukulele by request

Bb           Gm     Eb
We'll throw you the best

F        Bb
Abortion shower