Amanda Palmer – Straight Hey Bitch (Ukulele)

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There is a boy in a band 

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who is friends with my ex-boyfriends

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high school friend, Christian

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A very nice gentleman.

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He seems to know me

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but I can't remember him

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good god forgive me,

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I'm out of my element

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And I can't seem to them all straight

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I've forgotten which people I like

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and which people I hate and I'm waiting

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for someone to shake me and say:

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Hey bitch, your wish is my command.

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Just smile and nod we'll under

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Standing infront of the sink 

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I believe I've been tricked 

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into thinking I'm sick when I'm actually generous.

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No use expecting the worst

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let the thing run its course

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and in time you'll look back thinking

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God, how hilarious!

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And I can't seem to keep them all straight.

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I've forgotten which ones I should skip

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and which ones I should take and I'm waiting

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for someone to shake me and say:

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Hey bitch! Don't quit

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You're almost there.

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Dont give up now make friends instead

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of going out go home instead of going down

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go back to bed

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There is a man on the phone

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Who's convinced I'm alone

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And I try to convince the poor guy 

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that it's way too late.

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He seems to like me 

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but I can't relate I would like to get closer

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But Christ all the time it takes.

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And I can't seem to keep myself straight

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I've forgotten which feelings to show

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and which feelings to fake and I'm waiting

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for someone to shake me and say:

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HEY BITCH! Nice tits!

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You're broke but then 

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you're rich in love.

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You're great in bed!

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You'll see the world 

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You'll knock 'em dead.

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And all the thick books that you've read

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will count for nothing in the end.