Amanda Palmer – Melody Dean (Ukulele)

F
I never met a lady

C        Bb
Quite as pretty as Melody Dean

F
And when I laid my head down on her

C        Bb
heart it beated out your name

F
And so I had to

C
listen to her

Bb
heart beat several hundred times and

F
She was very

C
nice about it

Bb
Held my hand and didn't mind

F
I never put my foot in the same

C        Bb
River twice I don't like getting wet

F
You take the good you take the bad

C        Bb
You take it all and that is all you get

F
The fact is you would rather I be

C        Bb
lonely in a bathtub with a book

F
The fact is you would rather I sat

C        Bb
Pining on our pictures from New York

F C Bb
I get torn to pieces

F C Bb
For the stupidest reasons

F C Bb
All I want's to love the one I'm with

F
I don't like picking sides I don't like

C        Bb
Sticking my Sharona in a box

F
I like to spread her out on different

C        Bb
Crackers yeah I like the way she looks

F
And when I go to bed at night with

C Bb
Melody undressing in my head

F
To get tot sleep you know that I would

C        Bb
Rather be undressing you instead

F
I never met a lady quite as

C
Pretty as Melody Dean and

Bb
Even though I know you are a little bit angry with me

F
You know that it is you I love

C
And you I want to get me off

Bb
But you can only do that when you're here

F
I never cross the Continental

C        Bb
Divide without thinking about you

F
I am a tree that's carved up with her

C        Bb
Name she is a warrior tattoo

F
And the fact is you're selective about

C        Bb
what you can remember for a start

F
The fact is you're just jealous as all

C        Bb
Get out we can do it in the dark

F C Bb
I get torn to pieces

F C Bb
For the stupidest reasons

F C Bb
All I want's to love the one I'm with

F
I never met a lady quite as

C
Pretty as Melody Dean and

Bb
Even though I know you are a little bit angry with me

F
You know that it is you I love

C
And you I want to get me off

Bb
But you can only do that when you're here