Amanda Palmer – Makin Whoopee (Ukulele)

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Another bride Another June

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Another sunny honeymoon

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Another season, another reason

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For makin' whoopee

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A lot of shoes, a lot of rice

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The groom is nervous he answers twice

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It's really killin' that he's so willin'

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To make whoopee

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Picture a little love nest

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Down where the roses cling

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Picture the same sweet love nest

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Think what a year can bring

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He's washing dishes and baby clothes

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He's so ambitious he even sews

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But don't forget folks that's what you get folks

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For makin' whoopee

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Another year or maybe less

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What's this I hear? Well can't you guess?

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She fells neglected and he's suspected

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Of makin' whoopee

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She sits alone most every night

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He doesn't phone her he doesn't write

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He says he's busy but she says "is he?"

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He's makin' whoopee

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He doesn't make much money

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Only five thousand per

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Some judge who thinks he's funny

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Says you'll pay six to her

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He says "Now judge, suppose I fail?"

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The judge says "Budge, right into jail"

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You better keep her I think it's cheaper

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Than makin' whoopee

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Yeah, you better keep her I think it's cheaper

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Than makin' whoopee