Amanda Palmer – Leeds United (Ukulele)

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Chords

   D
We watch you

     C             G
your expert double X's

          D
It's just like you

   C                  G
to paint those whiter fences

     Bb
It's so polite, it's so polite

     F               G
It's offensive, it's offensive

     Bb
It's so unright, it's so unright

      F           G
It's a technical, accept it

    Bb                          F       G
But who needs love when there's law and order

    Bb                          F       G
And who needs love when there's Southern Comfort

    Bb
And who needs love at all

D
We stalk you

     C             G
your expert double X's

   D           C
We oxidize you in your sleep

           G                D
There's no exit, there's no exit

       Bb
You're on a roll, you're on a roll

       F               G
No one gets it, no one gets it

     Bb
Your honor, no, your honor

          F           G
Can't you protect us, protect us

    Bb                          F       G
But who needs love when there's law and order

    Bb                          F       G
And who needs love when there's Southern Comfort

    Bb
And who needs love
N.C. When the sandwiches are wicked And they know you at the Mac store
D           C                 G
Uh uh uh uh oh oh oh oh oh uh oh

G
I'm so excited

D           C                 G
Uh uh uh uh oh oh oh oh oh uh oh

G
The blacks and beat kids

D           C                 G
Uh uh uh uh oh oh oh oh oh uh oh

G
I'm getting frightened

D                       C
Uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh

G
Someday, someday, Leeds United
[Instrumental] Bb F G (x2)
Bb
Bugsy Malone came to carry you home

            F                     G
And they're taking you all to the doctor

Bb
Burberry vices, all sugary spices

             F                  G
It's nice but it's not what I'm after

Bb
Sure, I admire you

                      F                           G
Sure, you inspire me, but you've been not getting back so

     Bb
I'll wait at the Sainbury's

                          F                    G
Countin' my change making bank on the upcoming roster

D                  C                  G
And we'll stop you your expert double X's

           D                C                   G
Oh yeah, a big stock holder extra cold with two X's

     Bb
That never talking thing you do

F                        G
Is effective, it's effective

        Bb
Your shoulder's icy colder, oh

F                  G
Than a death wish, than a death wish

    Bb                          F       G
But who needs love when there's law and order

    Bb                          F        G
And who needs love when there's Dukes of Hazard

    Bb
And who needs love

         F
When the sandwiches are wicked

         G
And they know you at the Mac store

D           C                 G
Uh uh uh uh oh oh oh oh oh uh oh

G
I'm so excited

D           C                 G
Uh uh uh uh oh oh oh oh oh uh oh

G
The blacks and beat kids

D           C                 G
Uh uh uh uh oh oh oh oh oh uh oh

G
They're so excited

D           C                 G
Uh uh uh uh oh oh oh oh oh uh oh

G
When I think about Leeds United

D           C                 G
Uh uh uh uh oh oh oh oh oh uh oh

G
I'm getting frightened

D           C                 G
Uh uh uh uh oh oh oh oh oh uh oh

G
The blacks, the blacks, the blacks, and beat kids

D           C                 G
Uh uh uh uh oh oh oh oh oh uh oh

G
It's so exciting

D           C                 G
Uh uh uh uh oh oh oh oh oh uh oh

Bb
Someday, someday, someday, someday, someday, someday

             D7
Leeds United