Amanda Palmer – Gaga Palmer Madonna (Ukulele)

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She is a part of the music continuum

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and she's a part of this difficult world

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and she wears outfits made of aluminium

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she is a 3

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she is a 3

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she is a 3 and a half year old girl

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I am a part of the music continuum

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and I'm a part of this difficult world

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I'm often naked and play the accordion

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I am a 33

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I am a 33

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I am a 33 and a half year old girl

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She is part of the music continuum

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and also part of this difficult world

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she was the first one to often have no clothes on

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she is not 3

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she's only

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but I used her anyway

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cause she fits well in this song

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Art is great that way you can do anything

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you can make pop music

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you can paint ducks

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but if you're a pop star and you're a woman

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than it's much more likely that

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people will say your art sucks

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Making pop music isn't for everyone

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Actually that's wrong it technically is

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That's why it's pop music

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now I've confused myself

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I'm gonna start a new verse and I'll say it like this

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Some artists focus on love and simplicity

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some artists focus on fashion and fame

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then sometimes some artists try to do everything

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which is impossible

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I think those people are brave

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Art is simple

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just ask Andy Warhol

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if he weren't dead he would tell you the truth

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Call it a masterpiece

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call it a urinal

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it doesn't matter

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It's art so there's nothi

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I'm not sure what the point of this song was

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and I know this song doesn't actually have to have

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any point at all

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even good rhymes in it

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like Lady GaGa and also Madonna

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I'm just trying to entertain people make a living and pay my rent

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without having to get a job I hate and hopefully find an audience

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who'll love and accept me

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and not think I'm a narcissist

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for wanting to be a performer and

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find true inner peace and that's it

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Now a question to further our dialogue

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Is all art real art and is pop art art

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If someone talented wants to make pop music

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why should we worry when there's so much other shit wrong