Amanda Palmer – Friday (Ukulele)

F
Seven a.m., waking up in the morning 

Am
Gotta go to work, gotta wake and bake 

F
Gotta smoke a bowl, where's my bowl? 

G
Who took my fucking bowl? 

F
Put on my dress, I wish I had a nice dress 

Am
Gotta get down to the truck stop 

F                    G
Gotta make my rent, I see my pimp. 

F
Sitting in the front seat 

Am
We get into his back seat 

F
Gotta make my mind numb 

G
He makes me scream his name: 

F
It's Friday, Friday 

Am
His name is Friday 

F                           G
Gotta disassociate in order to withstand it 

F
Friday, Friday 

Am
Going down on Friday 

F                           G
And I am not looking forward to the outcome 

F
So boring so boring (Yeah) 

Am
And so degrading (Yeah) 

F
Not fun at all 

Am                    G
But he'll beat me if I don't pretend. 

F
7 PM I'm so sore I could die 

Am
Working all night and staying stoned 

F
Fun, fun, think about fun 

G
Sex used to be fun 

F
I hate this, I hate this my

Am
Friend is not all right, she 

F
Caught something from someone 

G
Now she's in the hospital. 

F
Does he want a hand job? 

Am
Does he want a blow job? 

F
Can't he make his mind up 

G
How much will I make? 

F
It's Friday, Friday 

Am
Gotta go down on Friday 

F                           G
Gotta disassociate in order to withstand it 

F
Friday, Friday 

Am
His name is Friday 

F                           G
And I am not looking forward to the outcome 

F
So boring, so boring (Yeah) 

Am
And so degrading (Yeah) 

F
Not fun at all 

Am                                              G
But he'll beat me if I don't pretend. 

F                       Am
Yesterday he hit me, hit me 

F                       G
Today he will hit me, hit me 

F                       Am
He he he's so excited 

                F
He's so excited 

                  G
He's gonna fuck my sister 

F                                       Am
Tomorrow is Saturday. I have to work. 

F
And Sunday… 

G
I also have to work. 

G
Sometimes I just want my life to end 

F
AFP, Amanda Fucking Palmer, what

Am
Kinda dirty bitch got a name like that? 

F 
Friday gonna smack you senseless 

  G
Upside with my golden Jesus necklace 

F
You my ho, girl you know 

Am
Who is motherfucking in control 

F                                          G
Friday gonna get his way or you get in the hospital 

F
Say my name girl, gimme a little drama 

Am
Getting off in Amanda Palmer 

F
Take it ho, I win this game it's

G
Friday, hooker, say my name, bitch! 

F
It's Friday, Friday 

Am
Gotta go down on Friday 

F                           G
Gotta disassociate in order to withstand it 

F
Friday, Friday 

Am
Going down on Friday 

F                           G
Sometimes I think about OD'ing on purpose, but

F
I have two kids 

Am
And they have no father what would 

F           G
Happen if I died it would be awful and I

F                                 Am
don't know how long I can keep on living like this 

F                          G
But I feel like I have no alternative and 

F
Our rent went up 

Am
And I have no health insurance 

F                      G
What if we're evicted and I can't find health insurance? 

F
I don't know how 

Am
I can keep on living like this 

F               G
But I feel like I have no alternative and 

F
Our rent went up 

Am
And I have no health insurance 

F                      G
What if we're evicted and I can't find health insurance?