Alkaline Trio – My Standard Break From Life (Ukulele)

           E
I've got a regular problem

      A                              E      B  E
So my standard break from life is in order

           E
I'm having trouble making sentences

    A                         E      B  E
I'm older but I don't feel any smarter

          A
You see I don't know what I said to you

    B
And now you're pissed at you know who

    E            A
And I guess I deserve it

               E                     B                E
I wish I could waste my time without wasting all your time

         E
I try to leave a good impression

         A                             E     B  E
But it's hard when my obsession's in a wine glass

                E
And when you're only 23

         A                                 E     B  E
It's not attractive to complain about your sore back

          A
Yes I can bitch until my eyes are blue

    B
And you're in bed with someone new

    E              A
And I guess you deserve him

             E                     B                E         A
Wish I could waste my time without wasting all your time

A           B
You say I'm fixable

  E             C#m
A classic case, lack of will

A
I say I don't wanna try

           B
I'd rather stay here all night

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           E
I've got a motivation problem

      A                                   E     B  E
So my standard break from life is getting longer

           E
Spent over 30 hours in this bed

   A                            E     B  E
In two days, I guess I could've phoned her

             A
But now that I'm awake

                  B
I'd rather take a drink

B
And walk down to the lake

    E               A
And beg the sky for lightning bolts

        E                     B                E        A
I can't waste my time without wasting all your time

             B
You say it's fixable

  E             C#m
A classic case, lack of will

A
I say I don't wanna try

           B
I'd rather sit here all night

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