Alestorm – Shit Boat No Fans (Guitar)

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[Verse 1]
     Bbm
Your pirate ship can eat a bag of dicks

     Fm              Ab          Bbm
Your pirate ship can eat a giant bag of dicks

     Bbm
Your shitty wee boat is a fucking joke

              Fm           Ab         Fm            Bbm
It's just the unwanted leftovers of a jobby tuggin' barge

     Bbm
Your pirate ship can eat a bag of dicks

     Fm              Ab          Bbm
Your pirate ship can eat a giant bag of dicks

           Bbm
You better give us all the money in your treasure chest

   Fm              Ab          Fm              Bbm
Or Kristof's gonna take a shit on your fucking lawn
[Verse 2]
     Bm
Your pirate ship can eat a bag of dicks

     F#m             A           Bm
Your pirate ship can eat a giant bag of dicks

     Bm
Your poopdeck is a shithole and your rudder is crap

         F#m           A          F#m           Bm
And your cannons are incapable of firing twenty feet

     Bm
Your pirate ship can eat a bag of dicks

     F#m             A           Bm
Your pirate ship can eat a giant bag of dicks

     Bm
Your stupid navigator is an alcoholic

    F#m           A         F#m  Bm
And all your crew look like Lego bricks
[Verse 3]
     Cm
Your pirate ship can eat a bag of dicks

     Gm              Bb          Cm
Your pirate ship can eat a giant bag of dicks

     Cm
Your shitty wee boat is a fucking joke

              Gm           Bb         Gm            Cm
It's just the unwanted leftovers of a jobby tuggin' barge

     Cm
Your pirate ship can eat a bag of dicks

     Gm              Bb          Cm
Your pirate ship can eat a giant bag of dicks

           Cm
You better give us all the money in your treasure chest

   Gm              Bb          Gm              Cm
Or Kristof's gonna take a shit on your fucking lawn