Alanis Morissette – On The Tequila (Ukulele)

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Bring on the tequila, oh

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On fire, on tequila, oh

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My friends and I meet hours before

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We make some home made pizza

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We do some funny bits back and

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My knees buckle I laugh so hard

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We might end three sheets to

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And who knows where we'll wind up

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All I know is there's a car waiting

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And we'll figure that out after

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I have to keep my eye on my old friend

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From high school

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We've known each other for the longest time

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She has trouble with her limits, so to speak

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She can hoist a really good kick

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In the butt when she's excited

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She doesn't do it so much anymore

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'Cause we're all on to her

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Bring on the tequila, oh

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On fire, on tequila, oh

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Hostess most on tequila, oh

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Bestest friends on tequila, oh

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Then there's my other pretty friend from high school

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The predator in me is put to shame by the predator in her

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And now I've reeled it in

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But it'll be interesting to see how much she's done as well

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Then there's my friend from Chicago

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God, do I love all people from Chicago

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All ready to light up the barbecue

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And be harping on debauchery

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Bring on the tequila, oh

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On fire, on tequila, oh

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Hostess most on tequila, oh

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Bestest friends on tequila, oh

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Then there's my Canadian friend

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What a fabulous mom she's become

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She's been tortured in this sense

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For the last many of months for obvious reasons

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She was like, "hey, where was this part of you

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When I wasn't pregnant"

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I laughed and I did a shot in her honor

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As I conversed with her belly

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Bring on the tequila, oh

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On fire, on tequila, ohh

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Hostess most on tequila, oh

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Bestest friends on tequila, oh

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Then there's my Cupid friend

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She sure knows how to dress, that one

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She's a wise and worldly girl

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But you gotta watch that medication

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My favorite beverage is taken

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To a whole other level on it

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I'm not worried about her

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I'll coast around the room

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While I trust she'll temper

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My brother came to visit me

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And now he's used to hanging with me and cracking up

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But he had no idea about my built up tolerance

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No idea how manipulative I'd become

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I would surreptitiously put it in front of him

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Without him asking

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In a pretty little shot glass

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His smirk and cackle would only egg me on

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Bring on the tequila, oh

Ab                    Db
On fire, on tequila, oh

Ab                       Db
Hostess most on tequila, oh

Ab                          Db
Bestest friends on tequila, oh