AJR – Maybe Man (Guitar)

E                                    G#
Wish I was a stone, so I couldn't feel

                                      C#m
You'd yell in my face, it'd be no big deal

                                       A
But I'd miss the way we make up and smile

                    Am               E
Don't want to be stone, I changed my mind

                                    G#
I wish I had eyes in the back of my head

                                  C#m
Then I could see the places I've been

                                           A
But then I would know that you're talkin' shit

                 Am                    E
I don't want to know what my friends think

                                G#
Wish I were my dog out on the lawn

                                    C#m
I'd be so glad when I hear you come home

                                        A
But if I were my dog, I wouldn't live long

                  Am               E
I'm sure gonna miss her when she's gone

                                 G#
I wish I could act in a show on TV

                                      C#m
'Cause then I could practice not bein' me

                                       A
I'll practice my cry, put it into my reel

                  Am                     E
But you won't believe me when I cry for real

                                      G#
I wish that my brain would triple in size

                                     C#m
I'd nail every joke, I'd win every fight

                                        A
But I'd get too deep with that kind of mind

               Am                 E
I don't wanna know the point of life

                                G#
In some other life I would be rich

                                    C#m
I'd travel in style, I'd cover the bill

                                       A
But couldn't complain 'bout anything small

              Am             E
Nobody'd feel bad for me at all

                                  G#
If I was cocaine or a bottle of Jack

                          C#m
I'd get invited to every frat

                                               A
But when you get old and your good days have passed

                 Am              E
You'll only want me when you're sad

                                  G#
Wish I was a song, your favourite one

                                     C#m
You'd follow the dance to me at your prom

                                     A
I would be there when your baby is born

                  Am                E
For two or three minutes, then I'm gone

                                 G#
I wish I was big, as big as my house

                                        C#m
I'd sleep on the trees, I'd skip every crowd

                                       A
But I wouldn't fit on my therapist's couch

              Am             E
God, I could really use him now

                                  G#
I wish I was God, I'd never trip up

                                C#m
And if I did, well, so fuckin' what?

                                      A
I could be cruel and break all your stuff

              Am              E
Yeah, I'd be loved no matter what

                                    G#
But if I was God, it'd get kinda weird

                                       C#m
'Cause you would only say what I wanna hear

                                          A
And then you would die, you'd love me to death

          Am                E
I never know who the hell I am

E                             G#
I wish I was me, whoever that is

                                C#m
I could just be and not give a shit

                                   A
Hey, I'll be whatever makes you a fan

                    Am
'Cause I don't know who the hell I am

                                      E
(—am-am-am-am-am-am-am-am-am-am-am-am—)

                     E   G#    C#m
One, two, pandemonium!..........

A                    E    G#
One, two, pandemonium!.....

              C#m
Here I go again

A                    E    G#
One, two, pandemonium!.....

              C#m
Here I go again

                     E   G#    C#m
One, two, pandemonium!..........

A
One, two—

             E
Here I go again