AJJ (Andrew Jackson Jihad) – Survival Song (Guitar)

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  and I broke my promise on a very sharp rock

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and I was possessed by something quite unfriendly

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and I was haunted by a demon in my sleep

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that's how I learned how to survive

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and I gave a beer to a bum that was drinking

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and I gave some sauce to my bestest friend for cooking

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and I gave water to all I thought were thirsty

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that's how I learned how to survive

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and I gave my money to the bank for safe keeping

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and I gave my money to my landlord, he was needing it

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and I gave attention to the TV that was bleeding

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that's how I learned how to survive

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If you ain't got the do re mi boys

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If you ain't got the do re mi

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Well you'd better go back to beautiful Texas

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Oklahoma, Kansas, Georgia, Tennessee

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California is a garden of Eden

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a paradise to live in or see

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but believe it or not, you won't find it so hot

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If you ain't got the do re mi

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and we totally ripped off a man named Woodie Guthrie

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and I bought a restaurant for his son named Alice

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and I fed false information to the audience

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that's how I learned how to survive

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and I give a thank you to my father for not raising me

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and I give a finger to my stepfather for beating me

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and I give props to myself for achieving

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goddamn I'm glad that I survived

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goddamn I am surprised that I survived

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and I just handed you a giant load of gibberish

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and I give love to a lover quite deserving of it

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and I give thanks to all of you for listening

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(to) the story of how we learned how to survive