AJJ (Andrew Jackson Jihad) – Schadenfreude Song (Guitar Intro)

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My name is Sean-Claude

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And I love schadenfreude

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I've got schadenfreude stuck in my teeth

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There's no scarcity of epicaricacy

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I want more schadenfreude, thank you please

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I'm so filled with hate, I can barely contain all my joy when a dickhead is thwarted

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Junk food for the soul is still food if you're hungry

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And everything is so god damn distorted

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Oh, I want to bottle this feeling

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I want to take a bump of it

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It's a beautiful American emotion!

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My eyes start to bleed, glued to my schadenfeed

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It's a wonder why I haven't gottеn cancer yet

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What with wave aftеr wave of the hatred-filled haze

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I inhale night and day on the Internet

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Oh, I wish that I could eat it

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I wish it healed diseases

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I wish that it made anything better than this

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And I'm no Rod and Todd

      Am
But I do go to God

                              Em
Goddamn God in and outside of me

       Am
And my God believes in science

       Em
And my God believes in karma

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With a keen sense of irony

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It's not hard to explain how you'd laugh at the pain of a person whom you hope is dying

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When you can fill 100 Walmarts with the bodies of the people who died on account of his lying

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Please deliver you

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Please deliver me

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Please deliver all of the people from this

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Oh, please deliver you

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Please deliver me

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Please deliver all of the people from this