AJJ (Andrew Jackson Jihad) – Rejoice (Ukulele)

C
Rejoice, rejoice, God's ears are stitches

Am
Rejoice, his eyes are big Xs

       C
Oh, rejoice, his arms are burning witches

       Am        
Oh, rejoice, his hands perform hexes

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Rejoice despite the fact this world will hurt you

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And rejoice despite the fact this world will kill you

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And rejoice despite the fact this world will tear you to shreds

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Rejoice because you're trying your best

       C
And rejoice, the bed you sleep in is burning

      Am
Oh, rejoice, the sky's fucking falling

       C
Oh, rejoice, the world we know is turning

      Am
Oh, rejoice, your father's been calling 

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Rejoice although this world will devastate you

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And rejoice although this world will penetrate you

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And rejoice although you will not survive

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Rejoice, you'll never make it out alive

       C            
And rejoice, your hair it smells like burning hair

      Am
Oh, rejoice, your nails all got chewed off

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Oh, rejoice, and holy fuck you're bleeding there

      Am
Oh, rejoice, you burned your whole beard off

F                    G                    C
Rejoice despite the fact this world will hurt you

       F                 G                    C
And rejoice despite the fact this world will kill you

       F                 G                    C   Em      Am
And rejoice despite the fact this world will tear you to shreds

F                        G          C
Rejoice because you're trying your best