AJJ (Andrew Jackson Jihad) – Gift Of The Magi 2 Return Of The Magi (Guitar)
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Speed:
1.0x
Chords
Explanation for the intro:
Em on 7th fret
Dm on 5th fret
Csus2 on 3rd fret
G5 power chord on 10th fret
(barre) Em Dm (power chords) C G
[Intro]
Em Dm Csus2 G5
Em Dm Csus2 G5
[Verse]
G C G I used to be a dead guy C Now I'm a fuckin' Jedi Em D And I've got lots of news for you Em D C And I've got a long list of things to do G C G I used to dwell on the present C I used to be so hesitant Em D But now I've got my whole life to live Em D Am Cm (staccato) And I've got all my love to give to all you fuckers that I hate G C G It's like the Gift of the Magi C It's like the Gift of the Magi 2! Em D You sold your soul to buy some tits Em D And I sold my soul to grow a dick G C G We gotta get him in the van C But what if he resists? Em D Just kick him in the back of the fuckin' head Em D And put him in the back of the fuckin' van G C G It's a miracle of science C This portrayal in violence Em D And it lives inside us all Em D It lives inside our hearts Am Cm (staccato) Just like a stupid fucking tapeworm
[Refrain]
Em Dm Csus2 G5 Who can we blame?
Em Dm Csus2 G5
Em Dm Csus2 G5
Em Dm Csus2 G5
[Verse]
G C G The husband divorced his wife C after she cut her hair Em D because she was way less fuckable Em D And that's just unforgiveable G C G He moved into a condo C He hung out by the pool Em D But he never wore a bathing suit Em D He just wanted to scope out the talent G C G If God doesn't like ugly C Then God doesn't like anybody Em D So fuck God anyway Em D God is obsolete Am Cm Oh, my God thinks my jokes are funny
[Outro]
Em Dm Csus2 G5 There is no one to blame
Em Dm Csus2 G5
Em Dm Csus2 G5 People are just fuckin' mean Em Dm Csus2 G5 GO, SUNS!