AJJ (Andrew Jackson Jihad) – Gift Of The Magi 2 Return Of The Magi (Guitar)

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Explanation for the intro: Em on 7th fret Dm on 5th fret Csus2 on 3rd fret G5 power chord on 10th fret (barre) Em Dm (power chords) C G [Intro] Em Dm Csus2 G5 Em Dm Csus2 G5 [Verse]
G                       C G
I used to be a dead guy

                       C
Now I'm a fuckin' Jedi

    Em                D
And I've got lots of news for you

    Em              D       C
And I've got a long list of things to do

G                              C G
I used to dwell on the present

                         C
I used to be so hesitant

        Em                 D
But now I've got my whole life to live

    Em               D              Am              Cm (staccato)
And I've got all my love to give to all you fuckers that I hate

G                              C G
It's like the Gift of the Magi

                               C
It's like the Gift of the Magi 2!

    Em                 D
You sold your soul to buy some tits

      Em               D
And I sold my soul to grow a dick

G                           C G
We gotta get him in the van

                       C
But what if he resists?

     Em                          D
Just kick him in the back of the fuckin' head

    Em                         D
And put him in the back of the fuckin' van

G                        C G
It's a miracle of science

                         C
This portrayal in violence

       Em              D
And it lives inside us all

   Em               D
It lives inside our hearts

     Am            Cm (staccato)
Just like a stupid fucking tapeworm
[Refrain]
Em Dm Csus2 G5
Who can we blame?
Em Dm Csus2 G5 Em Dm Csus2 G5 Em Dm Csus2 G5 [Verse]
G                             C G
The husband divorced his wife

                       C
after she cut her hair

        Em               D
because she was way less fuckable

    Em               D
And that's just unforgiveable

G                    C G
He moved into a condo

                        C
He hung out by the pool

       Em           D
But he never wore a bathing suit

        Em                       D
He just wanted to scope out the talent

G                        C G
If God doesn't like ugly

                            C
Then God doesn't like anybody

   Em             D
So fuck God anyway

Em            D
God is obsolete

    Am               Cm
Oh, my God thinks my jokes are funny
[Outro]
         Em Dm Csus2 G5
There is no one to blame
Em Dm Csus2 G5
Em Dm Csus2 G5
People are just fuckin' mean

Em Dm Csus2 G5
            GO, SUNS!