AJJ (Andrew Jackson Jihad) – Darling I Love You (Guitar)

 [Intro]:
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I like telling dirty jokes, 

C
and I like smoking crystal meth, 

    F       G         C
but darling I love you.

C
And I like laughing at retards,

C 
and I like throwing rocks at dogs,

    F       G         C 
but darling I love you. 

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I love you like the moon and stars, 

     C               F
when little kids get hit by cars, 

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girl you know its true. 

F        G         C
Darling, I love you. 

C
I've been tryin' to move on,

C
since you left, since you've been gone, 

    F      G         C
but its so hard on me. 

C
Talked to a girl in first hour,

C
bought her a cd, bought her a flower,

    F       G      C
but she's a stupid cunt.

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But I'll take anything,

    C            F
and I'll take anyone. 

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I'll take an angry lesbian 

C             F
with a loaded gun. 

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I'll take a whore with syphilis

    C         F
and gonorrhea too. 

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But darling, I love you.