AJJ (Andrew Jackson Jihad) – Candy Jail (Ukulele)

G
Pain works on a sliding scale

       Em
So does pleasure in a candy jail

         C                      D
True love doesn't come around any more

                     G
Than fate allows on a Monday in Ft. Lauderdale

            Em
To see your life as written paraphrased

C                                   D
I have tried be it is written on the furnace of affliction

G
This is what you couldn't face

         C
Life in a candy jail

D
Peppermint bars

G                           C
Peanut brittle bunk beds and marshmallow walls

       D
And the grounds are grand

       G                             C
And the warden keeps the data on your favorite brands

G
Jelly beans and cookie dough

       Em
Country restroom on a radio

          C
I've got a number on my name

             D
It's hard to rise above the shame

     G
I'm a branded man made in the mold

     Em
Like cherry, grape and lemon-lime

          C
Like candy corn and licorice

           D
Like bubble gum and Swedish fish

    G
This happens to me all the time

           C
Living in a candy jail

D
With peppermint bars

G
Peanut brittle bunk beds

C
And marshmallow walls

       D
And the grounds are grand

      G
And the warden really listens

     C
And he understands