AJJ (Andrew Jackson Jihad) – Angel Of Death (Guitar)

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I am a blank page in a notebook,

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waiting to be filled with countless drawings of cocks.

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I am a bathroom wall, freshly painted over

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to cover up swastikas and the names of the girls that we called sluts,

          C
I am the Total Gym,

          D
I am the Salad Glove,

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I am the Slap Chop,

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I'm the forever lazy,

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I am a boring and worthless thing, and nobody should save me.

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I am the Kool-Aid stains on the mouth of a kid,

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whose name is most likely Cody.

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He had a juice box for breakfast and he carries a stick that he most likely found in the alley,

           C
And Cody doesn't have friends,

          D
and his parents hate each other,

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and he wants to find a better way to love his family.

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And after school he hangs out in the abandoned house behind the Arby's.

           G           Em
I am the camera that watches you,

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when you think you are awake.

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and I am a Jesus fish on a drug traffic fan

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that keeps all their cocaine safe.

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I am the guy that eats at least 50 chicken wings,

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at an all you can eat buffet,

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I'm the Xbox controller for a drone operator today.

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And I'm a hologram of a tanning booth,

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in a history class from the future.

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I'm the nuclear test, called Operation Dominic,

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that gave my grandfather cancer.

             C                       D
And I am a video store clerk and an angel of death,

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"Hi how are you? My name is Trevor."

            C
Prepare to die,

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Bad Lieutenant 2 is the greatest movie ever.