AFI – Cereal Wars (Guitar)

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As recorded by AFI (From the 1995 Album ANSWER THAT AND STAY FASHIONABLE) [Intro] C5 G5 C5 G5 E5 N.C. E5 B5 A5 B5 E5 [Verse 1]

E5                           A5
Get up early in the morning, going to the store

E5
Post, Kellogs, General Mills

A5              E5
It's the cereal war

E5
Fucking store never has the Monsters and they never get it more

E5
Post, Kellogs, General Mills

A5              E5
It's the cereal war

[Verse 2]

  B5
I hope sexual chocolate is in stock

                  D5
It's got a condom in the box

     B5
I'll try some cocoa puffs today

        C5
Who the fuck is Sonny anyway?

B5
Some say Dino's are the best

                              D5
They've got more marshmallows than the rest

        B5
There's not a lot of cocoa in Cocoa Krispies

    C5                            E5   B5 E5  B5 E5  A5 B5
And always stay away from Wheaties

[Verse 3]

         E5                  A5                E5
Now it's dinner time and I'm going back to the store

                               A5
I had some Erkles, liked 'em a lot

         E5
It's the cereal war

B5
I wish I were Calvin or Hobbes

                     D5
And then I could try Sugar Bombs

B5
The soggies will never get Cap'n Crunch

  C5
I guess I'll have Crunch Berries for lunch

B5
Breakfast cereals need to be sweet

B5
That's the only kind I'll eat

B5
Give me sugar, not nuts and twigs!

     C5                               B5
Do I look like fucking squirrel to you?