Aerosmith – No Surprize (Guitar)

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1971, we all heard the starters gun

     E
New York was such a pity

                             B
But at Max's Kansas City we won

   E
We all shot the shit at the bar

      E
With Johnny O' Toole and his scar

         E
And then old Clive Davis said

                              B
He's surely gonna make us a star

                          E
I'm going to make you a star

                 E
Just the way you are

                  A
But with all his style

                   B
I could see in his eyes

                      A
That we is going on trial

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And it was no surprize

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The boys kept kicking ass

   E
As usual time would tell

          E
But some bitch in the choir

                             B
Throw water on the fires of hell

                       E
She loved to show and tell

                    E
Lord, she loved to tell

                   A
But with all our style

                     B
You could see in our eyes

                      A
That we is still on trial

                   B
And it was no surprize

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No surprize

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No surprize

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No surprize

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Midnight lady, situation fetal

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Vaccinate your ass with your phonograph needle

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I say look here, friend of mine

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You scratch like you need calamine

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Flamingo boots, soles a creaking

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Still in love and Puerto Rican too

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Riding on wheels of hell

  E
Smoking our axle grease

         E
Oh, the backstage is rocking

                                    B
And we're copping from the local police

                           E
That's right, the local police

                   E
Or the justice of peace

                   A
But with all our style

                     B
You could see in our eyes

                      A
That we is still on trial

                   B
And it was no surprize

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No surprize

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No surprize

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No surprize

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Rock n' roll, junkie whore

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Got my foot inside the door

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Knock knock, knock knock, knock

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Nobody's keeping score

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Bad times go away

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Come again some other day

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Topaz and sazzafraz

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Will keep the blues away

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Candy store, rock n' roll

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Corporation jellyroll

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Play the singles, it ain't me

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It's programmed insanity

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You ASCAP, or BMI

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Could ever make a mountain fly

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If Japanese can boil teas

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Then where the fuck's my royalties...aar