Adam Sandler – Somebody Kill Me (Ukulele)

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Somebody Kill Me Please By: Adam Sandler Adam Sandler is a genius, and this is one of my favorite songs of his. I hope you enjoy the tab
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You don't know how much I need you

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While you're near me I don't feel blue

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And when we kissed I know you need me too

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I can't believe I found a love that's so pure and true
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But it all was bull-shit

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It was a god damn joke

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And when I think of you Linda

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I hope you fucking choke 
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I hope that you're glad with what you've done to me

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I lay in bed all day long feeling melancholy

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You left me here all alone tears running constantly
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Oh somebody kill me please 

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Somebody kill me please 

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I'm on my knees

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Pretty, pretty please

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Kill me 

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I want to die

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Put a bullet in my head
-Mike