Adam Sandler – Phone Wallet Keys (Guitar)

Em     Am            G6
   Yeah,  yeah, yeah

G6/F#
     Here we go again

Em         Am
   Come on

G6                     G6/F#                        Em
   I'm headin' out and all I'm takin' with me is my phone, wallet, keys

      Am
Yeah, phone, wallet, keys

G6                                      G6/F#
Just those three things please, need my phone, wallet, keys

       Em
Got my credit cards in my wallet

Am
Got my phone you can call it

G6
Master lock on my front door

G6/F#
That's what my motherfuckin' keys are for

   Em                         Am
My phone, wallet, keys, yeah, phone, wallet, keys

G6                                  G6/F#
Good things come in threes, need my phone, wallet, keys

       Em                          Am
If I'm goin' to the zoo I need my (Phone, wallet, keys)

       G6                               G6/F#
If I'm gettin' a face tattoo I need my (Phone, wallet, keys)

       Em
If I'm goin' out to a weddin' (wedding)

        Am
If it's winter time and I'm sleddin'

       G6
If I'm at that daddy daughter dance

   G6/F#
My phone, wallet, keys are in my pants

    Em                       Am
I'm goin' on vacation to the West Indies

    G6                              G6/F#
And I don't got no luggage just got phone, wallet, keys

  Em
I rode on up to the airport

Am
Lady asked for my passport

G6  N.C.
Fuck, okay

                Em
Guess I need my phone, wallet, passport, keys

Am
Phone, wallet, passport, keys

G6
Now I need four things, bitch please

G6/F#
Phone, wallet, passport, keys

    Em                              Am
I'm finally on the plane I'm ridin' Delta, Delta

    G6                       G6/F#
The lady farted next to me I smelt her, I smelt her

   Em
We went up 30 thousand feet

Am
I reclined my fuckin' seat

 G6
'Bout to watch a movie, stop

G6/F#
I forgot my laptop

                      Em
Now I need my laptop, phone, wallet, passport, keys

Am
Laptop, phone, wallet, passport, keys

G6
Too much shit that's five fuckin' things

G6/F#
Laptop, phone, wallet, passport, keys

    Em                                      Am
I'm swingin' my shit all over the place I'm hurtin' ya, I'm hurtin' ya

    G6                           G6/F#
I'm caryin' so much shit I got a hernia, a hernia

Em
No place to put it, what should I do?

Am
Probably should take my iPad too

G6
What the fuck else did I forget?

   Em
My tick tacs, my back pack

   Am
My Zippo lighter, my charge pack

   G6
My sun glasses, my hairspray

   G6/F#
My headphones (Them Beats by Dre)

   Em
My notebook, my GoPro

   Am
My vape pen, my crossbow

   G6
My toothpick, my pocketknife

   G6/F#
Oh fuck, I forgot my wife

 Em
(Phone, wallet, keys) God damn

 Am
(Phone, wallet, keys)

   G6
It used to be so easy

        G6/F#
With my phone, my wallet, and my keysy

      Em
Shit (Phone, wallet, keys) yeah

 Am
(Phone, wallet, keys)

   G6
It used to be a breezy

        G6/F#
With my phone, my wallet, and my keysy

   Em                       Am
My pockets got so heavy now I'm crampin, I'm crampin'

     G6                                  G6/F#
Each time I leave my house it's like I'm campin', I'm campin'

    Em                                 Am
I'm miserable just standin' around I'm like a walkin' lost and found

    G6                                 G6/F#
You know I'd rather stay at home where all I need's my fuckin' phone

 Em
(Phone, phone, phone) yeah

 Am
(Phone, phone, phone)

     G6                    G6/F#
Much happier at home, just playin' with my phone

 Em
(Phone, phone, phone) yeah

 Am
(Phone, phone, phone)

      G6                         G6/F#
Yeah, I'll just stay at home and fiddle with my phone on the toilet