Adam Sandler – Ode To My Car (Guitar)

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       Here we go

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Piece of shit car

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I got a piece of shit car

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That fuckin' pile of shit

D                  E
Never gets me very far

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My car's a big piece of shit

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'Cause the shocks are fucking shot

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And my seatbelt's fucking broken

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I got to tie it in a knot

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(It's a piece of shit)

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I can't see through the windshield

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'Cause it's got a big fucking' crack

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And the interior smells real bad

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'Cause my friend puked in the back

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(It's a piece of shit)

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Piece of shit car

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(He's got a piece of shit car)

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It sucks royal dick

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That fucking pile of shit

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100% crap

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(Never gets him very far)

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Oh fuck you car

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It's got no CD player, it only got the 8-track

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Whoever designed my car can lick my sweaty nut sack

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(They can bite his ass too)

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And I got no fuckin' brakes

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I'm always way out of control

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Eleven times a day I hear "Hey, watch it asshole"

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(You fuckin' piece of shit)

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I got piece of shit car

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(He got a piece of shit car)

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Diesel gas sucks my ass

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That pile of metal shit

D                    E
(Never gets him very far)

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Oh what the fuck did I do

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What the fuck did I do

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What the fuck did I do

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To get stuck with you

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You're too wide for drive-through

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And you smell like the shoe

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But I'm too broke to buy something new

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Oh fuck me

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Well the engine likes to flood

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The car always fuckin' stalls

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And the seat cushion's got a big rip

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So a spring always pokes the balls

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Ouch Ouch Ouch

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Plus the door locks are busted

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I gotta use a fucking coat hanger

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(What a pain in his ass)

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And if a girlie sees my car

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There's no chance I'll ever bang her

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(He never ever gets da pussy)

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Hey shut up

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(Piece of shit car)

E            D
You piece of shit car

D                 E
You piece of shit car

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(Piece of shit car)

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Bald fuckin' tires

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No rearview fucking mirror

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(Piece of shit car)

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Seven different colors

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Fucking rag for a gas cap

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(Piece of shit car)

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Tailpipe makes the sparks fly everywhere

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(Piece of shit car)

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Oh

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(Piece of shit car)

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the whole town thinks I'm a loser

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Cabby give me a push

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(Piece of shit car)