Adam Sandler – Barmitzva Boy (Guitar)
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This is one that we don't play that much But, uh...
But I figured it's fucking Jersey.
I think you guys might enjoy this.
So here we go.
[Verse]
G Thirteenth birthday D People come from far away G Aunts and uncles show up D I brush my fro up G Feeling skittish D People speaking Yiddish G Buy a freaky suit and tie D Tailor's hanging on my thigh G Practice for the whole year D Paralyzed with fear G Hebrew flash cards on my walls D Voice is changing, dropped my balls G Dad's mad at the cost D Too bad Mom's the boss G D Grandmas are full of joy G For the Bar Mitzvah boy D (Bar Mitzvah boy) G Bar Mitzvah boy D (Bar Mitzvah boy) G Bar Mitzvah boy D (Bar Mitzvah boy) G Bar Mitzvah boy D (Bar Mitzvah boy) G Okay, up on the podium D I'm staring out at everyone G Can't remember how it goes D Whistle from my rabbi's nose G Oh, man, this is it D Make up some crazy shit G Baruch atah, a cha-cha-cha D Everybody says, "Good job" G Now I'm done, sweet relief D Lipstick on Mama's teeth G Catholic friends all ask me this D "What the fuck is a knish?" G Kids are all coming in D Checks and bonds and fountain pens G Make a bank deposit D Make out in the closet G He's the Bar Mitzvah boy D (Bar Mitzvah boy) G Bar Mitzvah boy D (Bar Mitzvah boy) G Bar Mitzvah boy D Bar Mitzvah boy G Bar Mitzvah boy D (Bar Mitzvah boy) G The rabbi does the Electric Slide D Grandma's ass is six feet wide G Party music never stops D All my friends drinking schnapps G Boys are short, girls are tall D Pass me the alcohol G Chug as much as I can D Vomit on the klezmer band G Mom and Dad yell at me D This strains my family G But I'm a man, so I don't care D Got my first mustache hair G I'm the Bar Mitzvah boy
[Chorus]
D (Bar Mitzvah boy) G Bar Mitzvah boy D Bar Mitzvah boy) G Bar Mitzvah boy D Bar Mitzvah boy) G Bar Mitzvah boy D Bar Mitzvah boy) C And it's the best day of my life D Until three years later C When my parents stop G Making me go to temple.
[Outro]
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