Adam Sandler – 7 Foot Man (Guitar)

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I'm the seven foot man, I've commited no crime

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Bumping my head into doorways, it happens all the time

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I'm seven feet tall and I repeat

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They don't make a ski boot that can fit my feet

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I'm seven feet tall and I don't play basketball

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I'm seven feet tall, but I'm still just a man

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So of course it hurts me a lot when I walk into the ceiling fan

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Small people say, "I wish I was him"

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But it's been nine years since I've had a trim

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The barber said, "I can't reach the top of his head"

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Seven foot man

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I cannot hide

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Seven foot man

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I know 'cause I've tried

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Seven foot man

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My last girlfriend died

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Because my penis is seven foot wide

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So the next time you see me walking around

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And my head's right about to hit a tree branch tell me to duck down

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And I'll pay you back soon you will see

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By getting your frisbee down from that tree

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I do what I can, I m the seven foot man

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Seven foot man

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Seven foot man